Q: Dear Shlomo, last night I had a dream that Clark Kent knocked on my door and asked if he could use the restroom. A moment later he came out dressed as Superman and flew away. What does it mean? LOIS LANECHANGE, Lucas Kansas.

A: LOIS, Superman has traditionally changed in phone booths, but these days phone booths are as scarce as hen's teeth. Fortunately Starbucks has become as ubiquitous as the phone booths of yesterday. Now he changes in Starbucks bathrooms. My guess is you don't have a Starbucks in Lucas yet. That would explain what he was doing at your house.