Q: Dear Shlomo, last night I had a dream that Clark Kent knocked on my door and asked if he could use the restroom. A moment later he came out dressed as Superman and flew away. What does it mean? LOIS LANECHANGE, Lucas Kansas.

A: LOIS, Superman has traditionally changed in phone booths, but these days phone booths are as scarce as hen's teeth. Fortunately Starbucks has become as ubiquitous as the phone booths of yesterday. Now he changes in Starbucks bathrooms. My guess is you don't have a Starbucks in Lucas yet. That would explain what he was doing at your house.

A Monkey Took my iPhone

Q: Dear Schlomo, since I got the iPhone I have a recurring dream in which an evil monkey takes the phone and climbs a tree. I climb after the monkey, higher and higher. Eventually the monkey disappears, I lose my balance and fall. What could it mean? Regards, MR BANANA PHONE, Arizona

A: Dear MR BANANA PHONE: What makes you so sure the monkey is evil? From your story the monkey would be most accurately described as mischievous. Since you have mistaken a mischievous monkey for an evil monkey, I wonder if you haven't mistaken a banana for an iPhone. If this is the case you can hardly blame a monkey. It is as natural as me stealing your iPhone. In any case, the iPhone/banana is a red herring. The tree represents your penis and the monkey represents your immature attitude towards it. It seems that you are repressed, sexually.